February 2011
Ahhh made my sister watch me play House 2 instead. Fucking horror games, ughh ..
Oh my god my sister is asking me to play Wii with her. I am ready for my right arm to completely disconnect …
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
hurricanepenus:
That moment when there's nothing exciting on...
My daily routine.
When parents ask you ...
carlimagna:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
Ugh my right arm hurts so much after playing 7 rounds of Wii boxing and 5 rounds of Wii tennis with my sister.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really...
alyaae:
when you say the right answer multiple times, then...
carnagecarnival:
The Lonely Island Featuring Nicki Minaj Saturday...
Someone posts a picture of themselves on tumblr:
theremedyislove:
Your reaction: “Hey! That’s not how you look in my head!”
A Mother's Journey
tessting123:
sstrawberrywaltz:
quite easily the most amazing mom ever. i cannot stop crying. I will never be able to understand what it must have been like to be that sick or to love someone who is that sick. my heart is completely broken right now.
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
beautifulinsanity:
http://beautifulinsanity.tumblr.com/ask
Doing this again. (:
That awkward moment when the teacher asks you a...
and even looking at the book won’t help
so you go like this :
Why are porn blogs following me...
purebelief:
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
