February 2012
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
Reblog if you're embarrassed of your weight or how...
January 2012
Teacher : I'm gonna start calling random people
heyfunniest:
You’re like :
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Dear followers,
heyfunniest:
If I ever end up in a hospital bed, please be so nice to do this:
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Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
heyfunniest:
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reblog if you wanna cuddle with someone right now....
When someone walks away without giving me a hug...
funnybro:
Jumpshot.
Reality:
More laughs here
Operator: 911. What's your emergency?
US Citizen: THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE.
Operator: Sorry. I am currently busy arresting people for sharing files online.